The BEST Email I Have Received in a While (I'm Marrying a French Artist!)

Okay, I'm not really... but it was proposed at least. Read this, it is hilarious. And yes, I am including the full contact information because, well, they sort of have it coming, no?

"Hello Mary W,

A personal message has been sent to you by enzart.com.

Mary,


Thank you to have accepted me among your contacts. Will you be my wife, my friend? I hope. I dream that you would be my Goddess. I will make then VERY to return to you happy. I will be with you, COMPLETELY. If not, your friendship also would be very a nice gift.

I live in the south of France, near Perpignan, in France, recently.

Did you visit my site http://enzart.com ? You can see photographs of me, my creations and obtain a maximum information.

Can you speak to me to send a little you and me photographs of you (enz_art@aliceadsl.fr)?

We can communicates per MSN (artenz_8@hotmail.com) but I post that seldom present because of the great number of requests of contacts. Send to me a message when you are connected or gives me an appointment. Thank you.

I only speak French, but if you are with me, I quickly will learn your language and English. To translate my messages, use this free software: http://babelfish.yahoo.com/translate_txt

I kiss you Mary. Enz

Permanente exposure
(Of 9 with 18:00 1/2 H of Perpignan _Pyrénées-Orientales_)

Creations o Enz
Art of Self
12, rue la Serre Montèze
F 66370 PEZILLA LA RIVIERE _FRANCE"