Friday, April 9, 2010

The BEST Email I Have Received in a While (I'm Marrying a French Artist!)

Okay, I'm not really... but it was proposed at least. Read this, it is hilarious. And yes, I am including the full contact information because, well, they sort of have it coming, no?


"Hello Mary W,

A personal message has been sent to you by enzart.com.

Mary,


Thank you to have accepted me among your contacts. Will you be my wife, my friend? I hope. I dream that you would be my Goddess. I will make then VERY to return to you happy. I will be with you, COMPLETELY. If not, your friendship also would be very a nice gift.

I live in the south of France, near Perpignan, in France, recently.

Did you visit my site http://enzart.com ? You can see photographs of me, my creations and obtain a maximum information.

Can you speak to me to send a little you and me photographs of you (enz_art@aliceadsl.fr)?

We can communicates per MSN (artenz_8@hotmail.com) but I post that seldom present because of the great number of requests of contacts. Send to me a message when you are connected or gives me an appointment. Thank you.

I only speak French, but if you are with me, I quickly will learn your language and English. To translate my messages, use this free software: http://babelfish.yahoo.com/translate_txt

I kiss you Mary. Enz

Permanente exposure
(Of 9 with 18:00 1/2 H of Perpignan _Pyrénées-Orientales_)

Creations o Enz
Art of Self
12, rue la Serre Montèze
F 66370 PEZILLA LA RIVIERE _FRANCE"


10 comments:

Jeremy said...

*Sigh*

That is the first advance you have shown any interest in this year! Maybe if I was French and didnt speak English but could send you a e-mail......

Chelle said...

Congratulations, he seems just wonderful. Will you have an internet wedding? When will you break it to you fiance?

Evil Twin's Wife said...

I can't believe he's willing to learn YOUR language AND English! What a catch!

lucythevaliant said...

Well the least you could do is send a little you and me photographs of you!

Laoch of Chicago said...

There are so many fine men about. No doubt you should grab this one though. He sounds simply splendid. : )

*mary* said...

Jeremy- Ha! This IS the first advance I've had this year.

Chelle- he was the first to know (see comment #1).

ETW- Hahaha, i know. I bet he does dishes and everything.

Lucy- That was my favorite part.

Laoch- Jeremy is working out a deal to see how much the guy is willing to pay for me. Lol.

Constructive Attitude said...

LOL. he cant speak english but can def type it!

t i m said...

those french are so suave :)

Krëg said...

Man, I can smell that guy from here.

Mrs. Cullen said...

LOLLL

i am kinda confused though

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