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Are you searching for gift ideas for your sweetheart for this Valentine's Day? Give the gift of pastry, like these yummy fat-filled heart-shaped donuts from Krispy Kreme! It is not only appropriate that they are heart-shaped for Valentine's Day and will represent your undying love, but also because after one consumes a full tray of the fatty bastards they will be compelled to visit a heart doctor. See, it works on so many levels.
Bonus: Not only will your sweetie love you for this thoughtful gift, he will also gain a few pounds which will stifle his self-esteem, making it less likely that he will go looking for someone new!