Saturday, January 24, 2009

Valentine's Day Ideas...

Are you searching for gift ideas for your sweetheart for this Valentine's Day? Give the gift of pastry, like these yummy fat-filled heart-shaped donuts from Krispy Kreme! It is not only appropriate that they are heart-shaped for Valentine's Day and will represent your undying love, but also because after one consumes a full tray of the fatty bastards they will be compelled to visit a heart doctor. See, it works on so many levels.
Bonus: Not only will your sweetie love you for this thoughtful gift, he will also gain a few pounds which will stifle his self-esteem, making it less likely that he will go looking for someone new!


The Self-Deprechaun said...

Delicious. I remember reading about a White Castle Valentine's special. You get a sack of sliders, a drink with two straws and diarrhea in your pants..for two.


minerva1822 said...

cant go wrong with growing fat and being depressed after eating a bunch of heart mouth is drooling already

Ciervo Pequeño said...

Is your husband's name Jeremy? That's my fiance's name. How funny! :D

I'm feeling much better, thanks for asking - Blog before last was smurfin' hilarious, btw..

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