Well, according to this bizarre piece of mail I received today anyway. Apparently God wants me to be wealthy. And I get a snazzy piece of free jewelry to boot! As the paper below states, "It is a very unusual piece of Christian jewelry." Indeed.
I guess I should have read the whole thing to see exactly what type of silly scam this was but I didn't. Anything from a stranger promising wealth, even with the Jesus stamp of approval, is definitely some type of scam. (I learned my lesson, Ed McMahon! No more magazines!) I just thought this was entertaining and thought I'd share it with you, Internet.
Did anyone else get thier sealed prophecy in the mail today? If so, let me know when they are sending out the big checks delivered by disciples and camera crews. I want to have my hair ready for tv.
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