Saturday, January 24, 2009

Smurfy's Law

Illustrations from www.smurf.com
"Anything that can smurf wrong, will smurf wrong."
  • Despite your obviously superior talent, those underwater wannabes The Snorks steal the coveted 9:30 a.m. Saturday morning time slot.



  • Yes, there is a hot blonde named Smurfette, but there are also about five-hundred other dude Smurfs to compete with.



  • You gather Smurf-Berries all damn day, just to have that bastard Gargamel knock them out of your basket when he snatches you up to put you in a soup.

  • You get the Blue Plague from one of Azrael's fleas.

  • Yes, God did give you a fierce mane of helmet-like hair, and let you become Governor... But you are still likely going to be indicted on federal corruption charges.






1 comments:

Sidd said...

Do you remember Precious Pup from the cartoons? Recall that asthma-like laugh of his? Your post infected me with that laugh. Will it go away?

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