(Fancy Ketchup)I would love to tell you that I lived up my thirty-first birthday in style, which by local standards would mean putting on my clean overalls and going out for fine dining at Bennigan's Irish-themed restaraunt, and using fancy ketchup on my tater tots... but alas, I stayed at home. Violet wasn't feeling very sociable today (translation: she screamed a lot), plus it was raining so I didn't want to drag her out unnecessarily. (Her health comes first, no matter how much I loves me some fancy ketchup!)
But please, do not cry for me! I still had fun at home! I had party guests, cake, gifts, even a DJ! Check it out:

DJ Weloo on the busy box, mean-mugging the camera. She has a wicked fashion sense, no?
Here are my guests: UglyDolls, experiencing various stages of sugar intoxication after only one piece of chocolate cake betwixt them.
And for my gift I received another Fierce Bunny! Actually two, because this is a mommy and baby. (Don't even start in on it, people. I recall how jealous and mean you all got over the first one.) Wow, I knew bunnies were quick to multiply, but these things are downright fruitful.

And, the cool box it came in with a drawing by the artist, Sonja Ahlers.
Well, someone is honking their car's horn outside. I better go check. Hmmm, why would someone in a van with "Golden Years Community" on the side would be doing at my house? Weird.