The Mittened Mangler
(If the glove does not fit, you're still going to die!)
and the classic tale of the pirate that hates technology:
Cap'n Crunch (Your Expensive Gadgets)
Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Leave Your iPod
We now bring you a tale
You'll question everything you thought about parenting!
When Two and a half years of breastfeeding just isn't enough.
She feeds, but she is never sated.
Your boobs will never be the same.
[Thanks to Blicky Kitty for the title idea for Lacula!]