Here are some failed 'Kung Fu' movie titles I am making up as I write. Inspired by the #failedwesternmovie tag (or whatever the correct tag was) from Twitter a few weeks back. For those of you who have thus far resisted the pull of the Twitterverse, I admire your resolve (yet at the same time laugh to myself at its futility, mwahahaha). Not that it's the greatest thing ever, don't get me wrong. In fact it's so mundane as to be slightly hypnotic in effect.
Okay, so here are my failed 'kung fu'/ martial arts movie titles. If you don't get the reference you can click the link on each line to see original film title. God, I'm so accommodating.
- Fists of Mild Irritability
- Three Guys in Tiger Costumes From Shaolin
- The Jersey Connection
- Enter the Gecko
- Board Game of Death
- Jet Li's Slight Trepidation
- Somewhat Socially Awkward Monk from Shaolin
Now it's your turn. Dazzle me.
Now I really want to watch some Bruce Lee movies. He was so badass!