Saturday, August 1, 2009

Crocheting Tiger, Bedridden Dragon

(Or, #failedkungfumovietitles.)

Here are some failed 'Kung Fu' movie titles I am making up as I write. Inspired by the #failedwesternmovie tag (or whatever the correct tag was) from Twitter a few weeks back. For those of you who have thus far resisted the pull of the Twitterverse, I admire your resolve (yet at the same time laugh to myself at its futility, mwahahaha). Not that it's the greatest thing ever, don't get me wrong. In fact it's so mundane as to be slightly hypnotic in effect.

Okay, so here are my failed 'kung fu'/ martial arts movie titles. If you don't get the reference you can click the link on each line to see original film title. God, I'm so accommodating.

Now it's your turn. Dazzle me.

Now I really want to watch some Bruce Lee movies. He was so badass!

9 comments:

Nicole' Happiness said...

bruce lee " the way of the intercepting fist" so many bad kung fu movies, you could have left bruce out!!! biiiiiittcchh, luv your bubby

Laoch of Chicago said...

: )

Evil Twin's Wife said...

No shit - I actually watched one once called "Half a Loaf of Kung Fu". The Evil Twin and I never figured out why it was just half a loaf or what bread had to do with it....

*mary* said...

Terry- I was HONORING master Bruce Lee, not mocking him. Only a fool would mock him. (PS- my house # is still the same.)

ETW- That is funny. I have no idea what it means either.

Anonymous said...

we lost your # and the cell phone it was on!!! e-mail it to us or i,ll email you with mine if you dont have it. p.s. the proper term is si fu , bruce practiced gung fu

Constructive Attitude said...

i think you did a pretty good job. :)

Anonymous said...

murt i emailed you , write me back. terry

Constructive Attitude said...

We've given you FOUR awards, CHECK IT OUT!!!!!

Lo said...

I worked on it, but I got nothin'. Sorry.

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