Andy Milonakis I had a dream that Kanye West was a little nerdy black guy and I bullied him.
Man my dreams are getting so realistic
It's a good distraction from things that are pissing me off lately anyway. Example: The doctor that did my biopsy told me to call him for the results in "about a week". I gave him a week and a half and then called but every single time his exasperated office worker informs me that "it's on his desk but he hasn't had a chance to look at it yet" and "Call back tomorrow". Well, I call back every "tomorrow" and get the same fucking reply and it is irking me. I want to walk over there and give that lady the boots work-over, mediumstyle.
It really irritates me that the results that say whether or not I have to have surgery, or possibly a much more involved surgery, are sitting on his desk probably under a pile of other patients' folders, just being ignored.
The guy isn't very professional. I should have gathered that when on my first visit to him, as I was explaining my fears of the procedure and telling him how nervous I was, he A.) said it "was nothing," to which I replied "No, not when it's someone else's cervix, and seeing that you don't HAVE ONE, I'll take your word." and B.) he couldn't help but stare at my tits during this encounter. It's not like they are IN YR FACE or anything, Pam Anderson-style. Ugh. I should have followed instinct and
crushed his testes vacated his office right then.
Following with this trend of "slipping through the cracks," Marshall U has also failed to print my ID, which I need to access the student loan I took out. I guess they weren't even going to bother calling me or emailing to let me know. I finally called them and found that mine- and mine alone- had somehow went unnoticed and unprinted. Annoying.
On the upside: The Mighty Boosh dvds have been released in the US (finally!) which means that they have been here doing signings and a couple of shows. Of course, all in major cities that I have no way to get to last minute. Bah. I imagine that they will do a more extensive US tour sometime soon since they have been well-received here. That means my sister and I will be selling plasma (ALL of it) to get to a show. Now you see why I have not been blogging. My mother always said "If you don't have anything nice to blog, then don't blog at all." I listened.