Wednesday, June 3, 2009

So, I Dyed My Hair Black, Because... [Edited]

  • I heard that 'Aging Goth' was going to all the rage in the suburbs this season
  • It will make the fact that I am deathly white even more noticeable
  • The emo kids walking home from school will see how silly I look and vow to change their ways, before it's too late
  • My neighbors were starting to accept me
  • No strangers have told me how 'ethnic' I look lately
  • When I wear sunglasses people may think I'm Ozzy Osbourne and I can sign autographs at the grocery store
  • My bathtub was looking way too clean
  • They didn't have red
  • My hair was finally starting to grow out and look healthy, therefore I had to
  • I like the smell of cheap dollar store hair dye
  • I have a problem with hair dye; My former boss even offered to be my sponsor and told me to call whenever the urge to pick up a bottle hit
  • I'm worth it- all three dollars

*Edited to add the first three. I forgot them when I quickly wrote this last night. By the way, I washed my hair again and motor oil black is still draining from my hair.

8 comments:

Laoch of Chicago said...

Hard to pick a new color I guess.

Evil Twin's Wife said...

I'm all about the Nice n Easy - cheap! I've had black hair all my life. I'm not about to let a few greys ruin it all now. :-)

Annika said...

OZZY! faints

Autism Mom said...

But if you went grey you could fit in with the Nangeddon. You could be the glam nana!

Margarita said...

LMAO!! That's hilarious... I tend to stick to the dark brown category... cus I'm scared. Feria usually. (it's triple the highlights apparantly.)

http://www.fabbrunette.com

Something Happened Somewhere Turning said...

Lois dyed her hair red the other day and for three days I kept finding little blood droplets in my sink and on my floor and just about anywhere else I looked. The first time I saw them I thought someone had cut their finger or something and then I finally figured it out. It was hair dye. I have actually thought about getting rid of all my gray hair and I finally decided I should just wait for halloween and go goth. Or not.

Poetikat said...

When I was a pseudo-punk (back in the 80s) I so wanted to do that but never had the nerve. I got pretty close with a really dark brown, but I never stripped the colour and dyed. Did you?

I bet you look fab!

Kat

Sidd said...

Black. It's the new black. Good choice!

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