Here I will share some of the best lines I have overheard locally.
"Madonna Rae, get yore ass back to this buggy now or we are leaving The Walmarts with nothing!" (A "buggy" is what the rest of the world would call a "shopping cart.")
"I don't live in a trailer! I live in a DOUBLE WIDE!" (This one was shouted and the person was very insulted at the notion they lived in a "treller.")
"I'm not hungry. I done et." (Meaning: I've already eaten. This gem is from my grandma, so it's cute to me.)
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