As you can see below, she is a big fan of chinchillas. Well, their hides anyway. And since my chinchilla has been loose from his cage ALL day (Thanks, Violet!) and has helped himself to the books on my shelf and used their spines as chew toys, I am going to call Lil' Kim and offer Chiru to her. Free of charge. I'm sure she can at least get a nifty thong or some furry pasties from him. Maybe some earrings to match the pasties.
Luckily he had only gnawed and nibbled his way from Baudelaire to Blake before I scared him off of my bookshelf. (He just had to get those ones didn't he?)
(What the hell is wrong with this lady, by the way?)
A day in the life in an alternative reality
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