Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Oi, I Been Violated!

By a rodent!

Remember this character? Yes, Chiru, our beloved pet chinchilla.


Yeah well, I was just petting him as I walked by his cage and this frisky little Jack-of-clubs mounted my hand! I'll never see the spot between my index and middle fingers quite the same now. I feel so violated. What turned my sweet little chinchilla into a drunken chimney sweep, trying to cop a feel?


I don't even know what category of creepy this gets filed under.


Bestiality? No, I didn't initiate it. Incest? I considered him my fur kid, until this. Attempted rodent rape? Just plain Icky?


I need counseling.

8 comments:

Hot Belly Mama - easing into it said...

lol - that's pretty funny. He would probably consider you to be lucky. lol.

Nicole' Happiness said...

it dont even sound like you gave it a chance?it could have been sumthin beautiful?

Constructive Attitude said...

omggggg. thats so awkward.
and weird.

controlled chaos said...

Maybe it was just hugging you. Maybe it got scared of something and it it reacted and it just looked weird.
poor chinchilla
and poor space between index and middle finger...

*mary* said...

It was icky, but I guess dog owners go through that and more, with the leg-humping and all.
At least I can just take my hand out of the cage and walk away! Lol.

Sidd said...

Me thinks he was trying to tell you what he NEEDS for Xmas is a girly Chinchilla. Or at least a furry glove for your hand.

The Self-Deprechaun said...

you are a good person Mary too bad your finger is such a slut.

Chelle said...

He even loooooks like my ex husband....

How eerie.

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