First, the ingredients and needed equipment:
- any pre-made cookie mix from the store will do
- trustworthy baby-sitter
- Valium, at least three
Make the cookies as directed on the package. Add Valium, bake.
No, the cookies aren't for the child. I'm not a monster! That's what the baby-sitter is for!
Now, go to bed munching the cookies. Before you know it you'll be out like a light! The baby-sitter will care for your child until you sleep off the grogginess.