Saturday, August 30, 2008

"Mother's Little Helper Cookies:" A Recipe

Violet won't sleep, so I just thought of a great recipe. Betty Crocker would be so proud!

First, the ingredients and needed equipment:
  • any pre-made cookie mix from the store will do
  • butter
  • egg
  • trustworthy baby-sitter
  • Valium, at least three
  • bed

Make the cookies as directed on the package. Add Valium, bake.

No, the cookies aren't for the child. I'm not a monster! That's what the baby-sitter is for!

Now, go to bed munching the cookies. Before you know it you'll be out like a light! The baby-sitter will care for your child until you sleep off the grogginess.

1 comments:

Valium Prescription Medication said...

My name is Paul Harris and i would like to show you my personal experience with Valium.

I am 55 years old. Have been on Valium for 20 days now. I decided to get off of all benzos after much reading and having a friend who was abusing Xanax kill himself (may have been other issues, too). I was taking about 4 mg of Klonopin daily. I read a lot of the reseach on benzos by Dr. Heather Ashton, one of the world's leading authorities on benzos. I was shocked to see her equivalency table for Klonopin and Xanax. 1 mg of Klonopin or Xanax is equel to 20 mg of Valium. That's right, 20!! Plus, Klonopin and Xanax have nasty side effects. That did it for me. No more benzos!! Because Valium has the longest half-life of any benzo and the least side effects, I'm using it and water-titration to get off Klonopin, a method widly used in Europe. 10% reduction every 10-14 days. So far so good.

I have experienced some of these side effects -
Headache, drowsiness in the morning. Hard time getting my Dr. to prescribe and go along with treatment program. Valium supposedly is far less addicting than some other benzos, with far fewer side effects. I hope that turns-out to be true.

I hope this information will be useful to others,
Paul Harris

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