I haven't had the chance to get any good pictures of the "In Time of Emergency: A Citizen's Handbook on Natural Disasters and Nuclear Attacks" book that I found. But, just so you don't think I'm all empty promises, I bring you the bizarre-o item I mentioned in the same post.
Zombie Snake Dog. Don't Gaze Too Long into His Milky Dead Eyes Or He'll Steal Your Soul!
"I can haz ur soul?"
More soon. Promise. 'Til then, Kiddywinkies.