Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Things I'll Never Do...

That I am totally fine with:

1. Start a wacky dance craze that sweeps the nation...

2. Or, sweep my own floor on a regular basis.

3. Date anyone who insists on being called "Skankmaster Mike" and who deejays local weddings and such.

4. Be a supermodel impersonator who calls herself "Elle MacFierce."

5. Agree with Ann Coulter. On anything.


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