That I am totally fine with:
1. Start a wacky dance craze that sweeps the nation...
2. Or, sweep my own floor on a regular basis.
3. Date anyone who insists on being called "Skankmaster Mike" and who deejays local weddings and such.
4. Be a supermodel impersonator who calls herself "Elle MacFierce."
5. Agree with Ann Coulter. On anything.