So that is the diagnosis of why I've been so damn sick for the past six or seven days, according to the local QuickCare office. I have been so weak and sick and unfortunately also afflicted with what is known in some circles as "the screaming ass-pisses." It sounds much more funny than it really is. Imagine wiping with shards of broken glass instead of Charmin, then you have a clue of how bad this sucks.
I don't know if I buy this diagnosis though. Viruses are highly contagious. I am the only one who has it. It just keeps going day after day. I haven't eaten any strange foods, or anything that Violet didn't also eat- and she's fine, thankfully. I don't know. I am scared of getting dehydrated and not being able to take care of her.
The bright side is, I haven't thrown up. Yet.